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Yaoi Fangirls Are Right

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Warning Contains Yaoi

This is to all those people who watch or read yaoi and say ‘This could never really happen’…..Guess what. Yes it could happen! There is mountains of proof in the anime themselves to prove us yaoi fangirls correct too.

Proof, what proof?  I’ll show ya what proof.  Lets take three off the biggest animes: Naruto, Bleach, and Death Note.


First up Naruto:

Ok biggest hint, so big that it’s not even a hint.  The main character kisses another GUY in the 3rd freaking episode!!!  Sure it was an accident but they enjoyed it.

More than half the show is about Naruto searching for Sasuke to drag him back to the village.  Ok, first off people who are ‘just friends’ don’t do that!!  Second, Naruto never says what hes going to do after he drags Sasuke back….let your mind wander at the possibilities.  Sasuke is just still in the closet and that’s the real reason why he ran away.

Gaara has a tattoo of the word LOVE on his forehead.  No that symbol doesn’t mean something manly like death or hatred.  No it says love.   And poor Gaara none of the girls can even get close to him with his overprotective sand.

They put the two guys who deal with animals/bugs on the same team.  Hello does this sound like yaoi to you?  “Hey Shino do you know a way to get fleas off a dog without killing them?”  “Of course Kiba.  Why don’t you come over to my place later tonight and I’ll…ah….show you.”

The girls in this anime are so weak that the guys pay no attention to them.  i mean really, who would want to date Ino...or Anko?  Because the women are so weak, the men have to turn to each other.  I also think having Tusnade as a leader would turn all the men off women for LIFE.

Oh and my favorite hint, Sasuke himself.  He says he wants to repopulate his clan but do you notice that he never mentions that plan again after he gets put on the same team as Naruto.  

Remember you can’t say Sasuke with out GAY and you can’t spell Sasuke without UKE.


Death Note:

How can you say there is no yaoi in this show?  The two main characters are hand cuffed together for MONTHS!!!  Gee I wonder what they did late at night.  They also never show us their sleeping or shower arrangements, they could so do both together.  Can you say major yaoi man on man action.  

There are some people that say ‘they hate each other too much’ or ‘there is too much tension for that kind of stuff’.     The line between love and hate is very, very, very thin.  You don’t think they crossed the line once or twice.  One of the best was to break tension is good old fashioned sex.  Waste needless energy and leaves very little room for talking.
The love and hatred line goes double for Mello and Near.  They lived in the same house for years, all we know is that they fought we don’t know what else they did.

L is also a virgin in just about everything social…I think that obvious.  I mean I love L to death but I just don’t think he’s fit to be a playboy.  Conversation that could have happened late at night:  
“Light-kun where was your fist kiss?”
  “I can’t seem to remember.  What does this have to do with me being Kira?”  
“Nothing.  I have just not had a first kiss before and was wondering what your thoughts were about them.”
  “Well it’s not something that can be explained in words.”
“I understand Light-kun.  If it simply can not be expressed in words then give the inquiry no further thought.”…..  
“I could always show you”………..sorry girls this is not a fanfiction just an explanation of how yaoi filled our favorite shows really are.  

Have you ever noticed that Light is not interested in girls?  He hates Misa Misa (who wouldn’t) and just uses her and that other girl to his advantage.  Hello!!! The show freaking tells you that he spends more time thinking about L than he does about Misa!!!

L needs some way to burn off all that sugar he eats and I don’t this using his brain is enough.  Maybe if he used other parts of his body and a certain willing participant who just so happens to be hand cuffed to him ever so convently…..I’m sure you can fill in the rest.

Epic gay foot massage, enough said.

Bleach:

Ok I know I’m going to get flames for this one, but almost all the female characters in the show are weak!!!  The always ether get the crap beaten out of them or get kidnapped and have to be rescued.  They even willingly go with their kidnappers! Don’t get me wrong, I love the girls of Bleach (i even cosplay Orihime) and their personalities, but they can’t fight for shit.  If the men of that show tried to make any advances on them they could break in half.  So who are all the guys left with?  Oh that’s right! Their fellow members of the male gender!

For crying out loud the main character has two grown men living inside his head speaking to him!  You don’t think their meetings went a little beyond talking…. Again hatred is just one small step away for love.  Hichigo is so into Ichigo with the whole Horse and King stuff.  He is just begging to be ridden!


I think I’ve proved that these shows in fact ARE filled to the breaking point with hints of yaoi.  We fan girls are completely justified in our fantasies and writings.  If you still don’t believe me I have to ask…Are you even watching the same show!?!?!?


On a last note: YAOI WILL RULE ALL!!!!
Proof that yaoi exsit in your fav animes! PROOF!!!!!

yaoi means boyxboy if u don't like yaoi then why did u even click on this link? i mean it says it right in the freaking title!!!

im thinking of doing a Part 2 for this so if i have missed things or u really want me to talk about an anime u really like feel free to comment and tell me

For the record I am not crazy i just have some problems.....

comments please!!!!
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Asgaya's avatar
God this is so true! Why can't everyone see just how much it's there? XD Totally have to favorite.